Day 27

What They Don’t Teach You in Library School

  • Fourth graders will try to use your tv as an X-box.
  • Someone will throw up in the library.
  • The principal will start playing music and decree a “happy dance” without notice.
  • Kids feet stink.
  • You will be called a fairy godmother.
  • An elementary school girl will ask if you have any books on “the psychology of the male mind.”
  • You will find a paper in a library book that says “Square root of 5 = 2.2360679  Ha Ha!!
  • Dress-up days make students insane.
  • First graders have no earthly idea of what constitutes an emergency and what doesn’t.
  • You will say “Tyler, stop mooing.”
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