Day 27

What They Don’t Teach You in Library School

• Fourth graders will try to use your tv as an X-box.
• Someone will throw up in the library.
• The principal will start playing music and decree a “happy dance” without notice.
• Kids feet stink.
• You will be called a fairy godmother.
• An elementary school girl will ask if you have any books on “the psychology of the male mind.”
• You will find a paper in a library book that says “Square root of 5 = 2.2360679  Ha Ha!!”
• Dress-up days make students insane.
• First graders have no earthly idea of what constitutes an emergency and what doesn’t.
• You will say “Tyler, stop mooing.”