How To Be Irish

Day 235

One of my best friends is married to an Irishman from Limerick.  Some of the bits and bobs I’ve learned from them include:

  • the Irish language sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball
  • there are no Buicks in Ireland
  • I’m thankful I don’t deal with discipline in an Irish school
  • these days an Irish car bomb is more likely to be something created by a bartender than the IRA
  • George the Turd is really George III (Watch  for those dropped h’s)

Happy Maewyn Succat Day!