The Cult of Lego

Day 261

So my friend LeeAnn hears whining from the other room. Her son Levi comes in with his Lego contraption saying, “Mom, someone broke this and it is somebody who I don’t like anymore!”

LeeAnn informs him, “Levi, that was me, I had to take it apart to put it back in the bag.”

Levi: “Oh… Well, I still like you, but you’re not my friend anymore.”


I’m Three Years Old

Day 200

I have loads of respect for my friends who are parents, yet am thrilled I get to send “my kids” home at the end of the school day.  A perfect illustration of why is this reaction from my friend’s toddler when said friend refused a snotty request to put on toddler’s pajamas: ‎”You are fired!” she yelled.