So I may have mentioned a time or two (dozen) that I have lunch duty this year. Today I was trying to help a first grader with her foil wrapped drink (think Capri Sun). She didn’t have one of those pointy straws you need to push into it, so asked me for a straw.
Me: Well, a regular straw won’t go in, we need something sharp.
Girl next to her: I have a quarter you could use!